I love this one
May. 2nd, 2006 09:34 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
cryowizardA Jewish guy and a Czech guy go into a forest.
There they run into a bear.
A bear chases them and kills the Czech guy.
The Jewish guy runs back to the village and screams, "A bear killed the Czech guy!".
So the villagers get pitchforks and go into the forest.
There they find several bears.
Of course they ask the Jewish guy, "So, which one was it?".
The Jewish guys says, "I think it's that male one!"
So the villagers kill the bear.
Of course, when they open it up, the Czech is not there.
So never trust a Jewish guy when he says, "Check is in the mail!"
There they run into a bear.
A bear chases them and kills the Czech guy.
The Jewish guy runs back to the village and screams, "A bear killed the Czech guy!".
So the villagers get pitchforks and go into the forest.
There they find several bears.
Of course they ask the Jewish guy, "So, which one was it?".
The Jewish guys says, "I think it's that male one!"
So the villagers kill the bear.
Of course, when they open it up, the Czech is not there.
So never trust a Jewish guy when he says, "Check is in the mail!"