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It ain't easy...
Mar. 15th, 2007 02:01 pmDM: ...and in the immortal words of Kermit the Frog, "It ain't easy being green..."
Connie: Dude, he's a puppet with a hand up his ass. If you had a hand up your ass, it wouldn't be easy being you either...
{hysteria and curtain}
Connie: Dude, he's a puppet with a hand up his ass. If you had a hand up your ass, it wouldn't be easy being you either...
{hysteria and curtain}
Connie's chilidhood, #4
Feb. 28th, 2006 04:51 pmConnie's dad is a lawyer.
Connie is 4 years old when her parents overhear her telling another girl that
"...girls have vaginas and boys have subpoenases..."
Connie is 4 years old when her parents overhear her telling another girl that
"...girls have vaginas and boys have subpoenases..."
Connie's childhood, #3
Feb. 24th, 2006 05:32 pmConnie is 16.
She comes home, wearing her Catholic School uniform, to find out that her mother found her weed stash and flushed it down the toilet.
- Daaad! Mom trashed my weed!!! Can we please go out for ice cream???!
- Okay...
She comes home, wearing her Catholic School uniform, to find out that her mother found her weed stash and flushed it down the toilet.
- Daaad! Mom trashed my weed!!! Can we please go out for ice cream???!
- Okay...
Connie's childhood, #2
Feb. 23rd, 2006 10:33 amConnie is 6.
- Mom, can I get a telephone in my room?
- When shit turns to apple butter!
- What's apple butter?
- Mom, can I get a telephone in my room?
- When shit turns to apple butter!
- What's apple butter?
Connie's childhood, #1
Feb. 22nd, 2006 05:00 pm- Hey Connie, what did your mother used to call you when you were little?
- One was "Goddamit Connie" and the other - "Connie Goddamit".
- One was "Goddamit Connie" and the other - "Connie Goddamit".
