Connie's childhood, #2

[cryowizard]

Connie is 6.

- Mom, can I get a telephone in my room?

- When shit turns to apple butter!

- What's apple butter?

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Re: тоже хорошо

[cryowizard.livejournal.com]

These are true stories.

Apparently, Connie's family is psychotic, and according to her they provide endless source of story material.

I'm trying to make her give me a two-liner story every day :)