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[cryowizard]

How to write unmaintainable code.

The programmers amongst us will have a chuckle at this one. See which items you already employ to confuse and depress the poor schmuck who has to maintain the code base after you leave (involuntarily).

http://thc.org/root/phun/unmaintain.html

Comments

[rkatsyv.livejournal.com]

My favourite is "Lie in your comments"

[cryowizard.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that's an old one :)

[cryowizard.livejournal.com]

here's my favourite one:

marypoppins = (superman + starship) / god;