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[cryowizard]

So I'm the gym on the elliptical finishing my third mile, and I see on the muted CNBC channel in front of me somebody being presented as Amory Lovins. At that point I thought -- wow, that is an awesome porn nickname, since when do they invite porn actors to CNBC? You can almost see the title "Jenna Jameson and Amory Lovins star in The Hot Mogombas VII"

You just can't make up shit like that.

But it turned out Amory Lovins is a well-known environmentalist. No porn involved. Sigh.