This deserves a cross-post

[cryowizard]

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/020504.html

Angry woman, venting: Oh, but he doesn't know I scrapbook like a motherfucker.

--M&J Trimming

Girl, screaming: Fuck you, International Baccalaureate!

--Brooklyn

Really angry guy on cell: I'm talkin' about mothafuckin' cookies and apple juice!

--23rd & 6th

Overheard by: Q

Well-dressed black man, addressing entire train: Ladies and gentlemen, I'm here to talk to you today about... fucking. You see, everybody likes to fuck. My parents love to fuck. My ex-wife--she loved to fuck. President Obama, he enjoys fucking...

--Q Train

Overheard by: Hunter

Six-year-old girl to mother, ready for day at the beach: Shit, mom! It's fucking raining!

--Q Train

Suit on cell, cheerily: Okay, fuck you, bye!

--7th Ave & 50th St

Overheard by: dignell