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[cryowizard]

- I can't sleep.
- Of course you can't. Your wife left you, your best friend died. If you had a dog, it'd be run over by now. You sound like a god-damn' country song.

                                                                            Bar dialogue from "The Guardian"

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[mhmeln-57.livejournal.com]

- What happens when you play a country song backwards?
- You reconcile with your wife, your runaway dog returns home, your overturned pick-up rolls back on its wheels, and you get out of prison.