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1. Do a voice-over for an animated feature film, like Madagascar or Shrek.

2. Narrate a Discovery Channel special, like Planet Earth.

3. Play guitar with Eric in a band in front of a packed club and not suck.

4. Own a nice cozy cafe near a university someplace and watch people be comfortable while sipping my coffee (I could also whisper the conservative ideas into the ears of the brainwashed young as they enjoy themselves, mwahahahaaa).

5. Save somebody's life. It's OK to faint afterwards.

6. See death up close but escape unharmed.

7. Open a school. A good one, not like a government shit hole. It would be a place where growing up to be a good human being is as valued as those SAT scores. Snitching will not be encouraged.

8. Build or sponsor an ER hospital wing.

9. Buy my parents a big comfy place right on the ocean somewhere (no, not Florida), either here or Cali. It will have huge windows with an ocean view and open up right onto the beach so that they can hear the tide. My dad will sleep. A lot.

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