Dec. 15th, 2010

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Самка богомола убивает самца после спаривания, чтобы потом не нервничать, перезвонит эта тварь или нет.

via [livejournal.com profile] ostrich_san 

Хм

Dec. 15th, 2010 09:47 pm
cryowizard: (Kaboom?)
Есть в природе сербская компания Prvi Partizan. Производят они все и всяческие боеприпасы, в том числе и для американского рынка. Я из свего Рюгера не одну сотню их патронов перевёл.

Но речь не об этом.

Каждый раз, когда я про себя произношу Prvi Partizan, мне слышится Perv-y Partizan. Сразу видится этакий старый хитрый дедушка-завхоз, в отставке, подсматривающий в школьной раздевалке за девочками-старшеклассницами...
cryowizard: (Peace Through Superior Firepower)
Re-posting from [livejournal.com profile] guns . Happy end the way nature intended. The dude has giant titanium balls on him.
Three days ago, a guy walked into an L.A. Tan in a Chicago suburb and pulled a .38 cal revolver on the receptionist. He produced a rope and ordered her to tie herself up. L.A. Tans aren't exactly known for having piles of cash laying around, so you can infer that his intent went beyond mere robbery. The receptionist complied with his request, dutifully tightening the knots with her teeth.

A few minutes later, a male customer walks in. The gunman orders him behind the counter, and also tells him to tie himself up. The male customer tries to reason with the gunman, offering him the $600 Christmas bonus which he'd just received. At some point, the customer sees his opportunity, rushes the gunman, seizes his pistol and shoots his former assailant twice, killing him. Note when the guy spots his window of opportunity:



L.A. Tan gave the guy $5,000 and a lifetime tanning pass for him and his wife. Turns out the gunman was the notorious "Honeybee Killer," who had shot at least three people (random strangers) earlier this year.

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