Funny stuff

[cryowizard]

The poem is constructed entirely from Bushisms and his speech messups.

The article shows the details as to where each part of the poem came from.

Make the Pie Higher!
George W. Bush

I think we all agree, the past is over.
This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen and uncertainty
and potential mental losses.

Rarely is the question asked
Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the Internet become more few?
How many hands have I shaked?

They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.
I know that the human being and the fish can coexist.
Families is where our nation finds hope, where our wings take dream.

Put food on your family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize society!
Make the pie higher! Make the pie higher!

Comments

[rkatsyv.livejournal.com]

I actually like the one about pitbull and the pantleg of opportunity :)

[cryowizard.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that's a cool one.

"Is our children learning" is not bad either.