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[cryowizard]

Al Gore, Bill Clinton and Barack Obama go to heaven:
God addresses Gore first. "Al, what do you believe in?"
Gore replies: "Well, I believe I won the 2000 election, but that it was your will that I did not serve. And I've come to understand that now."
God thinks for a second and says: "Very good. Come and sit at my left."
God then addresses Clinton. "Bill, what do you believe in?"
Clinton replies: "I believe in forgiveness. I've sinned, but I've never held a grudge against my fellow man and I hope no grudges are held against me."
God thinks for a second and says: "You are forgiven, my son. Come and sit at my right."

Then God addresses Obama. "Barack, what do you believe in?"

Obama replies: "I believe you're in my chair."