House classic
May. 3rd, 2013 10:11 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
cryowizardHouse: What do you think of me hiring a nutritionist instead of a neurologist? I mean, they sound almost the same.
Wilson: I take it you met a hot nutritionist.
House: Don't cheapen this. We had an in-depth conversation about proteins and fats. I was about to examine her boyfriend's rectum...
Wilson: You asked for a date while your finger was in her boyfriend?
House: Got a number.
Wilson: No...no! (takes paper) This is an employment application! She doesn't want to go out with you, she's looking for a job...God, she's 26!
House: And with the wisdom of a much younger woman...
Wilson: I take it you met a hot nutritionist.
House: Don't cheapen this. We had an in-depth conversation about proteins and fats. I was about to examine her boyfriend's rectum...
Wilson: You asked for a date while your finger was in her boyfriend?
House: Got a number.
Wilson: No...no! (takes paper) This is an employment application! She doesn't want to go out with you, she's looking for a job...God, she's 26!
House: And with the wisdom of a much younger woman...