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Мне этот вариант нравится намного больше оригинала в испонении Марвина Гея...

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Girl: You know, sometimes I feel like I'm over the hill...
Boy: Over the hill?! How old are you?
-- Twenty one
-- What the hell are you talking about "over the hill"? Who told you that? It is not over until you're thirty.
-- Really?
-- Yeah, really. You can take that from me.
-- Why, how old are you?
-- I'm twenty seven. I've been around the block, I know what it's like.
-- I dont know...Music, fashion, magazines -- seems like everything is for young people these days.
-- Tell me about it, I feel like I'm ready for a nursing home!
-- Yeah, that's why I'm so desperate to make this engagement work. I feel like I've reached a milestone -- one fifth of a century. That's when you stop living and you start surviving.
-- That's what I thought seven years ago when the big Two Oh came knocking on my door but believe me -- you got a whole nine years ahead of you.
-- Thirty, huh...
-- Absolutely! Thirty is the back-breaker! That's when you really settle. That's when you become this really resigned, health-conscious, Christmas newsletter-sending, bowl-planting, MTV-hating child-bearing machine...
-- Yeah, I've noticed I've been switching to VH-1 more and more often...
-- That's one of the signs...