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Jul. 29th, 2011 10:48 pm- It's the great outdoors! Fresh air! <...> Doesn't it make you proud to be Scottish?
- It's shite being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low! Scum of the fuckin' Earth! The most wretched, miserable, sad, vile, pathetic trot that has ever shunned civilization. Some people hate English, I don't! They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are colonized by wankers. Couldn't even find a decent culture to be colonized by! We're ruled by assholes! It's a shite state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and all the fresh air in the world won't make a fuckin' difference!
- It's shite being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low! Scum of the fuckin' Earth! The most wretched, miserable, sad, vile, pathetic trot that has ever shunned civilization. Some people hate English, I don't! They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are colonized by wankers. Couldn't even find a decent culture to be colonized by! We're ruled by assholes! It's a shite state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and all the fresh air in the world won't make a fuckin' difference!