Justified dialog

- Mickey called your father and asked him if he sent you. Said you threatened to blow up his shit!
- No, I merely asked him to shut down his poison factory and made an observation about its combustibility.

Web site comment. Couldn't help myself.

-- Let' the rich this time bail us out. Jack their taxes way up. Rich? If you make over $500,000 a year.

Replies:

-- Yeah! I want my free beer now! Work is for losers. Go Obama!
-- Yeah, 'cause I don't want my wealthy employer to have any money leftover to spend on stupid stuff like my paycheck.

via Yahoo Finance