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Jan. 3rd, 2010 02:52 pmДесять минут смотрел в окно -- не увидел ни одного живого человека на улице. Холодно, мля.
Jan. 3rd, 2010
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Jan. 3rd, 2010 05:12 pmВвиду ебнутой погоды целый день разучиваю последнюю чать соло к Nothing Else Matters. Оказалось совсем несложно, но практиковать это, чтобы в размер попасть, надо до посинения...
На злобу дня
Jan. 3rd, 2010 11:35 pmClinic exam room. House and the Dummy Girl:
-- So where do you feel the pain?
-- In the back of my head, here.
-- It's Beccaria's sign, it'll be down by your third trimester
-- Oh, I'm not in school.
-- (Blank stare) Neither is your fetus.
-- Oh God...How do you...You know I'm pregnant just from my headache?
-- How do I know? I missed my period, I got fat, threw up...oh wait, that how you know.
-- What?
-- I know because your tight shirt is overstretched by your swollen boobs, because of the salt craving you reported in the clinic and because of the motion sickness patch that is not going to help you against the sickness you feel in the morning.
-- Yeah...I am virgin, and so is my fiancee.
-- I'll believe him.
-- Aren't there other ways I could get pregnant, like sitting on a toilet seat?
-- Absolutely! There would have to be a guy sitting between you and the toilet seat but yes, absolutely!
-- So where do you feel the pain?
-- In the back of my head, here.
-- It's Beccaria's sign, it'll be down by your third trimester
-- Oh, I'm not in school.
-- (Blank stare) Neither is your fetus.
-- Oh God...How do you...You know I'm pregnant just from my headache?
-- How do I know? I missed my period, I got fat, threw up...oh wait, that how you know.
-- What?
-- I know because your tight shirt is overstretched by your swollen boobs, because of the salt craving you reported in the clinic and because of the motion sickness patch that is not going to help you against the sickness you feel in the morning.
-- Yeah...I am virgin, and so is my fiancee.
-- I'll believe him.
-- Aren't there other ways I could get pregnant, like sitting on a toilet seat?
-- Absolutely! There would have to be a guy sitting between you and the toilet seat but yes, absolutely!