How's that for a vagina monologue

Californication, Season III started on Showtime today. First season kicked awesome ass, second was not too bad.

Whomever is writing the script is a mean and funny dude.

Scene: random girl is fucking Hank Moody. While that is happening, Hank dozes off for a second. The girl notices (duh). Dialogue:

Random Girl: Hank!
Hank: Mmmmm....
RG: Hank!
Hank (wakes up): Present!
RG: Did you just...?
Hank: Not me! I did not!
RG: Hank!
Hank: Amm, well, maybe for a second...
RG: Fucking Christ, you fell asleep!
Hank: I dozed...barely...
RG: Inside of me!
Hank: Maybe, for a second. But that does not reflect poorly on you. Or your vagina. It's a lovely vagina. It's warm and cozy, inviting, capacious yet accommodating. It's cheeky but not impudent, you know what I'm sayin'? It's a lovely place to curl up inside...
RG: ...and fall asleep...Great. Where are my fucking clothes?!