Scrubs

Jordan: Look, I don't know where your mother was when she was supposed to be telling you these things, but you can not have sex with someone you care about! Sex is for making babies and revenge.

Elliott (mutters): You're so full of it...

Jordan (stepping in closer): Listen, stick, if you want to wipe  your nose and pretend it was a sneeze, I will play along, but if you got something to say -- say it.

Elliott (mans up, into Jordan's face): Everyone knows you're still sleeping with Dr Cox, and it ain't about making babies cz you'd just end up eating them, and as to revenge, I am just not sure that driving to his apartment and pleasuring him while he watches sports is hurting him as much as you might think. So I have to figure that you care about him whether you would admit it or not (Jordan steps in even closer)...and if you lay a hand on me I will blow my rape whistle! (gets the whistle out and puts it in her mouth. The whistle quietly squeaks in and out with Elliott's breath).

Jordan steps in closer, half an inch from Elliott's face, about to bite her head off. Elevator door opens, mesmerized Todd looking at two women half an inch from each other:

Todd (drooling): Please kiss her!!
  

It's too bad I can't find this clip on youtube. It's awesome, especially if you know the characters.

This is how that episode ends, with Jordan ruining everyone's day. God almighty, I love her.

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And one more: Jordan is Ma'm-ed

Inside joke

A: Why do Java developers have to wear glasses?

B: Because they don't C#

Now, that's cold...