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Some dude on dpreview rips:

With all that d3x speculation, lets speculate about something.....

better than the D3X.....

The Nikon d4Xs specs and features

39mpex foveon-super CCD
4.5 LED touch screen
iso 128 000
built in pocket wizzard transceiver
15fps with a 2000 raw buffer
4 CF card slots
waterproof up to 300'
platine,gold and magnesium body construction
pentaprism made out of diamond
204 autofocus point
Bi-directionnal live view screen
Mp3 player built in

This spec is missing complimentary blowjobs...

I'd like me a beaver...

April 25, 2008, 17:26

Beaver breaks into vodka store

An urgent report from the city of Ozersk in Chelyabinsk Region on Friday night, revealed that a big wild animal had broken into a local store.

It said a large amount of hard liquor had been wasted as a result of the incident.

When arriving at the scene, the Emergencies ministry workers, discovered a huge beaver in the pavilion. The critter was not afraid of people and when the emergency crew arrived it calmly continued with its personal hygiene.

Before being caught the beaver went on a small excursion of the shop, which included a stop at the alcohol section. There the animal tried to climb on one of the shelves and knocked several bottles of vodka on the floor.

Apparently, the animal was trying to escape the forest fires troubling the region recently.

http://www.russiatoday.ru/features/news/23956

This is priceless

A lot of zeros: Chares Ray Fuller, the police say, had it in mind last week to start a record business, and figured he might as well finance it by cashing a forged check drawn on his girlfriend’s mother’s account, The Associated Press reported this morning. Not that The Lede has any firsthand experience with this, but one imagines that a check-forger-to-be inevitably faces a moment when, with pen poised, he or she must decide exactly what amount to try for.

How about, oh, $360,000,000,000? Yeah, that ought to do it.

At the Chase Bank branch in Fort Worth, Texas, where the police said he tried to cash the check, the teller apparently thought something was amiss, seeing as how the amount far exceeded the bank’s total market capitalization and all, so officials contacted the account owner. When she told them that, no, she hadn’t written any multibillion-dollar checks, Mr. Fuller was arrested and charged with forgery (not to mention possession of a small amount of marijuana and a .25-caliber pistol), and later was released on $3,750 bail — cash or bond, please, no personal checks.

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