Bruno Der Baer

To continue the story of Bruno, Bear With Balls Of Steel:

An elusive brown bear called Bruno has slipped away from trackers in the Bavarian Alps after a close encounter in the lakeside resort of Kochel.
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Bavarian officials said the bear, also known as JJ1, was last spotted in Kochel late on Friday. It was even seen sitting outside the police station.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/5094310.stm

Talk about giving police a finger!

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A mail girl is walking around delivering floor mail.

DM: Please tell me you have a package for me...I'm waiting for a book...(to Prerak)I ordered a book from Russia, I'm still waiting for it...

Prerak: Damn man, you sound like you ordered it back when you were a child...