Apr. 28th, 2006

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Poor Mexican illegals planning on staging a march on May 1st demanding a right (no less) to become citizens are pissing me off. Moreover, the march's proposed motto of "Today we march, tomorrow we vote" is a direct threat to Congress. Lord, I hope the Republican Congress has enough balls to go around not to be intimidated by this bullshit. Although I am afraid balls will be in short supply -- let's face it, their fucking Congress seats are in danger, what can be scarier than that. And of course the bleeding heart liberal crowd is running the show on the other side. They dont care much for the illegals themselves, just for a chance to nudge Republicans off their controlling seats in Congress.

"We're here, we're illegals, now deal with it".

Where have I heard this before?

Lowly Peon

Apr. 28th, 2006 05:17 pm
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Our admin recently sent us an Word template for our bios. Dont know what they need it for.

Somebody submitted the following into the system. Besides the name and dates, the text remains true to the original:
John S. Smith
GCIB Technology Analyst

John is a GCIB Technology Analyst of the XYZ team in New York, where he is responsible for taking names, kicking butt, and chewing bubble gum.

Joining Bank of America in March 2004, John officially started as Technology Analyst. In reality, he started out as a Lowly Peon. After many times of saying “Work, work” and “Something need doing?”, he quickly advanced to High Peon. With a penchant for not screwing this up too badly, he officially became an analyst, and has held this position up until the present.

Before joining the bank, John attended the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign, where he graduated with a degree in Computer Science and a degree in Economics.

John originally lived in California, before moving to Illinois. It was in Illinois that he learned the real meaning of phrases like “It’s really cold” and “Snow is a nuisance”. Illinois did have the advantage of introducing him to apple pie, allowing him to complete the deadly American combo of baseball and apple pie.

Currently, John lives free from video games and assorted other vices, with the notable exception of apple pie. I mean, who can resist apple pie? Mmmmmmm…

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