На злобу дня

[cryowizard]

Clinic exam room. House and the Dummy Girl:

-- So where do you feel the pain?
-- In the back of my head, here.
-- It's Beccaria's sign, it'll be down by your third trimester
-- Oh, I'm not in school.
-- (Blank stare) Neither is your fetus.
-- Oh God...How do you...You know I'm pregnant just from my headache?
-- How do I know? I missed my period, I got fat, threw up...oh wait, that how you know.
-- What?
-- I know because your tight shirt is overstretched by your swollen boobs, because of the salt craving you reported in the clinic and because of the motion sickness patch that is not going to help you against the sickness you feel in the morning.
-- Yeah...I am virgin, and so is my fiancee.
-- I'll believe him.
-- Aren't there other ways I could get pregnant, like sitting on a toilet seat?
-- Absolutely! There would have to be a guy sitting between you and the toilet seat but yes, absolutely!

Comments

[kdin.livejournal.com]

Почему на злобу дня? Are you pregnant? Or you were that guy between some girl and the toilet sit?

[cryowizard.livejournal.com]

Well, for one I don't mind being between a girl and a toilet seat. And two, there are just too many of your pregnant, or recently pregnant, or, well, soon to be pregnant chicks around me these days...

[tateeana.livejournal.com]

I love this scene...and what followed after. It was hilarious.