This deserves a cross-post

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/020504.html

Angry woman, venting: Oh, but he doesn't know I scrapbook like a motherfucker.

--M&J Trimming

Girl, screaming: Fuck you, International Baccalaureate!

--Brooklyn

Really angry guy on cell: I'm talkin' about mothafuckin' cookies and apple juice!

--23rd & 6th

Overheard by: Q

Well-dressed black man, addressing entire train: Ladies and gentlemen, I'm here to talk to you today about... fucking. You see, everybody likes to fuck. My parents love to fuck. My ex-wife--she loved to fuck. President Obama, he enjoys fucking...

--Q Train

Overheard by: Hunter

Six-year-old girl to mother, ready for day at the beach: Shit, mom! It's fucking raining!

--Q Train

Suit on cell, cheerily: Okay, fuck you, bye!

--7th Ave & 50th St

Overheard by: dignell

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Restarted the gym routine.

Since doc Eugene told me I need to stretch my hamstrings and calves to avoid foot and back injuries, I added a 10 minute leg stretching routine after doing my cardio. Now I barely fit into a 90-min workout before the fucking meter maid comes over to give me a $35 ticket.

PS. It's summer again. The ambient temperature increased 5 degrees F while I was in the gym. Thank God for the Southerlies.