Вот это любовь...

Играем с Володей в теннис. За соседним столом - соседи.

Парень с девушкой играют на 50 приседаний.

Парень даёт девушке фору в 17 очков.

И проигрывает.

Шесть раз подряд.

Dialogue

Prabeen: You know, in Japan if something goes wrong, the chairman steps down first.

DM: I am not particularly fond of Japanese work ethic, with all that "you live for the company" stuff...

Prabeen: What, you like how it is here - "I fuck you, you fuck me" mentality?!

Рёгот и занавес.

Dialogue #2

Lunchtime at the Imperial Dragon (55th & 6th).

Everybody gets a fortune cookie.

DM: You know, you're supposed to add "...in bed" to it when you read it.

Lev (reading): "You never hesitate to tackle the most difficult problems...in bed"

Gene: Wow, that is one Bob Dole fortune cookie...

Obfuscated C contest

This is the most fucked up piece of code I have ever seen. And it actually works!

Fascinating, in a way.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Obfuscated_C_Code_Contest

All ye C/C++ gurus feel free to check it out. We pasted the code from the URL into a blank C++ project, renamed the source as .C and it compiled, and we were able to place a breakpoint inside that circle, as the picture suggests.
( Check it out )

It does give the value of Pi as 0.250 but the URL suggests that a bigger circle gives better results ;)

Who self-centered? Me self-centered?!

Fat guy: So I asked her, and she gave me her number, and then it was disconnected. So I went back the next week, and she wasn't working there anymore. So I wondered, did she quit her job just to avoid sucking my dick?

--Bleecker & Sullivan

Overheard by: Caroline

http://syndicated.livejournal.com/overheardnyc/1639256.html