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cryowizard ([personal profile] cryowizard) wrote2006-12-01 01:38 pm

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A guy walks into a bar.

A menu on the wall says: burger $3, cheese steak $6, hand job $10.

He walks over to the gorgeous bartender lady, a total knockout she is, and says:

- Are you the one giving hand jobs?
- Yes...
- Then wash your fucking hands, I want a cheese steak.

{Dank Wel Rolf, via GZ}

(Anonymous) 2006-12-01 07:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Сырной кол? Оригинально... :)
LK

[identity profile] cryowizard.livejournal.com 2006-12-01 08:09 pm (UTC)(link)
I was thinking of Vlad The Impaler. Corrected.