cryowizard | I ask: who wouldn't want to visit Hammerfest, Norway?

As my colleague Stack is preparing for a visit to Norway, he's been doing some research on places to go and things to do, and whilst doing so he encountered this little gem in the "DO" section on wikitravel about the town of Hammerfest:

Do
The Arctic Open - beach vollyball tournament - July The Beer Festival - July Music Festival - August The Blue Season Festival: Concert Theatre Festival - November And last but not least, bang chicks all night long.

Does any town need more recommendation than that, really?