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Phil: I now have to leave home at 4am...
DM: Why??
Phil: I gotta be back home earlier, 5.45 or so so my wife could go to work...
DM: This fucking sucks...
Phil: Not really -- I haven't seen my wife for an entire week!

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TY: I got a huge problem for you. The app eating my data!
DM: In a good way?