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-- I'm American, you get it? Apple pie? Lower 48? Air Supply?
-- If you're an American then where's your passport?
-- I never had a passport, I don't want a passport!
-- Shut up and sleep it off.
-- Why would I want to come to Canada? So your national healthcare could make me wait sixty years for a new kidney? The whole country is a fucking bunch of parka-wearing draft-dodging chickenshit cowards who didn't have the balls to stay home and fight the Viet Cong to preserve our American way of life!
-- If you're an American then where's your passport?
-- I never had a passport, I don't want a passport!
-- Shut up and sleep it off.
-- Why would I want to come to Canada? So your national healthcare could make me wait sixty years for a new kidney? The whole country is a fucking bunch of parka-wearing draft-dodging chickenshit cowards who didn't have the balls to stay home and fight the Viet Cong to preserve our American way of life!
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