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Flipping through the channels, caught the last few minutes of today's Real Time With Bill Maher.

Now, I have promised myself to never see that sorry-ass piece of shit again but alas, the damned remote... I have to say that only Bill Maher can shit, en-masse, on an entire state (Alabama this time), just because it's South and because it votes Republican. Casually, mid-sentence.

Gotta love it when the man so full of rancid bile for all things non-crazy-liberal lectures the country about hate. What a disgusting fuckhead.

A Kevin Smith dialogue

-- I'm awfully sorry in advance if I am out of line here, but are you in gay porn?
-- Guilty as charged.
-- Are you fucking with me?
-- I thought you recognized me at first, so...
-- That's fucking awesome!
-- Well, you're not my demographic, so I am not offended.
-- Really? Who's your demographic?
-- Do you love pussy?
-- Love it!
-- Then not you.