Разговорчики

Я: People, we're ordering Turkish tonight...

Коллега (задумчиво): How long do we have to wait for it to get here?

Я: About fourty five minutes.

Шеф (быстро): But you have to work for two hours after that...

Rodney Dangerfield

Во смехотура...

I was so poor growing up, if I wasn't born a boy I'd have nothing to play with.

I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.

The other night I told my kid "Someday, you'll have children of your own. He said "So will you."

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