cryowizard: (South Park)
Based on the contents of my spam filter, I need Chinese brides, Russian brides, whores in general, to increase my penis size, staying power and other penis-related properties.

Additionally, I need to get on a diet, get a lawyer, get a new car, get a new credit card, and finally, after all that bride-penis-whoring, some life insurance.

Ржалъ

Sep. 19th, 2014 09:43 pm
cryowizard: (South Park)
Размышления у станционного сортира

Не ходи в этот жуткий сортир,
Обойди его, гадину, с тылу.
Ведь зияние засранных дыр
Европейскому сердцу постыло.

Азиатчины крепкий редут!
Ты хранишь в себе, мрачно владея,
Слой за слоем ужасный продукт
Евразийства и "русской идеи".

В марсианском ландшафте дерьма,
Как в бредовых мирах Демиурга,
Потонули Садко и Ермак,
Белый Крым и гранит Петербурга.

Что ты скажешь, мой брат-патриот?
Знаю, знаю: "Не надо смеяться.
Промыслителен рост нечистот.
Ты говно возлюби и смиряйся".
Read more... )
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cryowizard: (South Park)
We're having issues with closing a pop-up critical alert -- sometimes users clicks Close, but the alert doesn't go away.

In the ultimate display of frustration and amazing dexterity, Phil managed to click the Close button 18 times in one second. If it weren't for the logs, I wouldn't have believed it.

UPD. You can't believe the logs after all. The requests were queued on a service discovery and after said discovery were all fired in rapid sequence...
cryowizard: (South Park)
И ведь да -- не захочешь :))

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cryowizard: (South Park)
[livejournal.com profile] riontel, [livejournal.com profile] a_lazy_legend, у вас тоже так на работе? :)

Psych 102

May. 9th, 2014 12:07 am
cryowizard: (What did YOU think it was?)
As I am working on my final paper for the business research class, the involvement of the Big 5 personality test batteries made me come up with a scientific term for "slut" -- "vaginal extrovert".
cryowizard: (South Park)
Special for [livejournal.com profile] riontel and [livejournal.com profile] a_lazy_legend :)

Давеча в бодеге на углу. Я стою спиной, актеров не вижу. Но слышу.



Очень молодой человек 1: ...получил приглашение на работу в Лос Анджелесе...
Очень молодой человек 2: А что за работа?
МЧ #1: Ну, в дата центре, у них там сервера...
МЧ #2: Ну и как?
МЧ #1: Да я не знаю, неохота мне туда ехать...да и работа сисадмином...
МЧ #2: А что такого?
МЧ #1: Да ну, сидеть в комнате с этими компами, и (неразборчиво) этими людьми...
МЧ #2: А что за люди?
МЧ #1: Представляешь, кто там работает...эти сисадмины...(неразборчиво)...это же пиздец...
cryowizard: (South Park)
This dress exacerbates the genetic betrayal that is my legacy.
                                                        -- Jeanine Garofalo as Heather Mooney
cryowizard: (South Park)
Phil, while monitoring order flow: -- Whoa! Man, look at that basket of one share...Bunch of pikers!
cryowizard: (South Park)
Irish twins -- kids born within one year of each other
Irish minute -- a long time
Irish exit -- leaving quietly (aka English exit, go figure)
Irish flu -- a hangover
Getting one's Irish up -- getting angry
cryowizard: (South Park)
Phil: There will be beatings at my house tonight, I tell you that...
DM: Why is that?
Phil: Well, somebody knocked on the door. My wife was inside someplace, and before she could answer my youngest yelled "What do yo want, you old hag?!"
cryowizard: (South Park)

Whilst browsing on my new Google Nexus 7...

Search string was "statistical calculator"...

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